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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

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This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

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samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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